questions i asked myself today

what day is it and why isn't it friday?
why didn't i eat dinner last night?
should i call out sick today?
why is he asking me to hang out if he knows i know he has a girlfriend?
what did blake sing on american idol last night?
why is she sending me emails instead of calling me or stopping by my office?
how am i supposed to respond to that?
what soup should i have for lunch?
where is she?
what kind of vitamin water should i get and where should i go to buy it?
should i have one of his oatmeal cookies?
why isn't she responding to my messages?
how the hell are we supposed to get this done in a month?
what is he talking about?
why do i have to go to that?
should i walk or take the bus?
why is it rainy and cold again?
will i get home in time to pick up my laundry?
should i stop at cvs or just go home?
why have i been getting menus under my door the past couple days?
why is this show so boring?
why is she cutting her hair with hedge clippers?
should i have an ice cream?
what day is tomorrow? why isn't it friday?
what should i wear tomorrow?